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Post by prashna on Apr 1, 2010 20:32:15 GMT
Q: What is a Nitrate? A: Much cheaper than a day rate.
Q: Name one measure to avoid river flooding in a deluge (e.g. in Mississippi) A: Place a number of big Dames in the river.
Q: What is a fibula? A: A little lie.
Q: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? A: Close by.
Q: Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he tried to save from the underworld? A: Mrs. Orpheus.
Q: Explain the phrase 'free press' A: When your Mum irons trousers for you.
Q: Why might living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health? A: You might walk into it.
Q: Give one reason why people might want to live near power lines? A: You get your Electricity faster.
Q: Where was Hadrian's wall built? A: Around Hadrian's garden.
Q: The race of people known as Malay's come from which country? A: Malaria.
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Post by PeterL on Apr 1, 2010 21:27:58 GMT
Where did you find these?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by TG on Apr 1, 2010 22:49:57 GMT
"A class of primary children started a class project to make a plant pot to take home. The teacher wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so it was decided to use cactus plants. The children were given greenware pottery in the style of a clown plant pot. They painted them with glaze and had them professionally fired at a class outing so they could see the process. It was great fun. They planted the cactus seeds in the finished planters and they grew nicely. Unfortunately, however, they were not allowed to take them home. The cactus plants were removed, replaced with a small ivy, and the children were then allowed to take them home. The teacher said cactus "seemed like a good idea at the time"... " Note: Unknown source
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Post by prashna on Apr 2, 2010 20:02:50 GMT
Note: Unknown source ouch! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by prashna on Apr 2, 2010 20:24:53 GMT
Where did you find these? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A friend sent me quite a few, like this Attachments:
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