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Post by Ned Long on Jan 26, 2009 18:17:01 GMT
A couple, both married but complete strangers, find themselves by some mix up sharing an overnight sleeper on the train. As they have no option but to make the best of things, the man takes the upper bunk, while the woman the lower. Both undress with all due modesty, and settle down to sleep.
At about 1am the man reaches down and gently shakes the woman awake. "Excuse me, but would you mind reaching into the locker and handing me an extra blanket? The woman, not too pleased at being awakened, says, "I have a better idea if you are cold. Why don't we pretend to be married"
The chap thinks this is his lucky night, and says, "what a good idea".
"Fine then" says the woman. "Get your own fecking blanket!!!"
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Post by PeterL on Jan 26, 2009 18:35:47 GMT
I like it ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Sheriff Moto on Jan 26, 2009 18:59:50 GMT
lol!
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Post by maggie on Jan 26, 2009 19:06:20 GMT
A man goes to confessional on Sunday. He says to the Priest:
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. This weekend I slept with 3 women."
The priest, shocked, said: "Was it Mary O'Reilly"?
"No"
"Was it Maureen O'Connor?"
"No"
"Was it Bernadette Murphy"?
"No". "But thanks Father, you've given me plenty of names for next weekend!"
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