In R E class one day a girl named Amy was falling a sleep and her teacher wanted to catch her out,so asks her . "Amy who made the Earth? so the boy nexts to her pokes her in the ribs with a sharp pencil to wake her up.she sits up with a start and shouts God Almighty!" Thats right says the teacher. A little while later Amy falls a sleep again and again the teacher wanted to catch her out and asks," Amy !" "Whats the name of the Lords son?" the boy pokes her again and she shouts out" Jesus Christ!" The teacher now annoyed says "thats right!" Amy once more falls a sleep again and the teacher trys another question . "Amy!" she says, "what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of her 21 st baby?" the boy pokes her with the pencil again ,and annoyed Amy shouts out "if you poke me with that thing once more i am going to snap it and stick it up your arse!"
johnc: Right out of the blue I had an Email from Rogerm at the Alternative. I thought it had closed and faded away ages ago, but Rogerm said that something I didn`t understand had been stolen and did I want to remove my name and password or he`d do it for me if I
Jul 25, 2013 21:17:25 GMT
johnc: wanted. What a surprise.
Jul 25, 2013 21:18:13 GMT
sesley: Higland Schools are back today.i have 1 child left in school the others have all grown up now.
Aug 20, 2013 8:39:39 GMT
maggie: Ours are back on 3 September.
Aug 21, 2013 9:09:29 GMT
beth: Me too, Sesley ... and mine's a senior this year.
Sept 1, 2013 7:28:26 GMT
PeterL: Were schooldays the happiest days of your life , as they are supposed to be ?
Sept 2, 2013 7:58:20 GMT
maggie: Probably Peter, but you don't realise it at the time!
Sept 6, 2013 18:54:51 GMT
beth: Not sure about happiest but probably most carefree.
Sept 23, 2013 6:49:08 GMT
maggie: Carefree would be nice right now!
Sept 27, 2013 18:52:58 GMT
maggie: No one has been around here for ages!!!!
Jan 5, 2014 15:25:33 GMT
PeterL: I have been very tied up just lately with a local committee I am the chairman of but hope now to be able to spend more time here Although I have to admit I do sometimes find it hard to find topics that can be the basis of a good conversations that wil
Jan 6, 2014 22:26:53 GMT
toby: I am still alive and kicking !
Mar 1, 2014 11:36:08 GMT
PeterL: Glad to hear it toby
Mar 4, 2014 16:33:41 GMT